Looking for bonkers family activities in Manchester? Tired of the same old boring trips to the park? Well, chuck those conventional family day out ideas in the bin and get ready to putt your way through a scrapyard of whacky junk, right here in Manchester! Junkyard Golf Club Manchester offers the wildest crazy golf experience that’ll have the whole family laughing, competing, and creating memories together.
With four insane 9-hole courses filled with neon lights, weird props, and unexpected twists, we’re not your grandad’s golf club – we’re the mashed-up, sugar-rushed version that families can’t get enough of!
Let’s face it – keeping the kids entertained while ensuring the grown-ups don’t lose their minds can feel like mission impossible. That’s where we come in! Junkyard Golf Club offers that magical sweet spot of entertainment that genuinely appeals to multiple generations. Children love our bonkers courses filled with bizarre obstacles like cage-fighting bears, scrapyard slides, UV rooms and creepy clowns, while parents appreciate our laid-back vibe and the opportunity to enjoy an epic cocktail while the family battles it out on the greens.
We’re located right in the heart of Manchester just next to Deansgate-Castlefield tram stop, making us accessible for families coming from any direction. Our venue welcomes little ones at certain times, and the competitive element adds that extra spice to your family outing without getting too serious.
Get ready to take a walk on the weird side as your family chooses between our 3 twisted courses. Each one offers a completely different theme and challenge, so you might just have to try them all! An Unlimited Golf ticket gives you a hefty discount if you want to play them all (and as many times as you like).
Fancy taking the family on a toxic jungle adventure? Pablo is our polluted paradise course where you’ll face off against cage-fighting grizzly bears, dodge crashed narco planes, and navigate around stolen toxic speedboats. It’s wild, it’s whacky, and it gives parents the perfect opportunity to sneak in some light-hearted environmental education between putts. “See kids, this is why we recycle!”
Step into the neon-lit world of Gary, our scrapyard garage remix that’ll transport parents back to their youth while introducing kids to retro coolness. Slide off the roof of a smashed-up Mini, navigate through piles of auto-junk, and find your groove in this disco den of dreams. Gary’s UV lights and nostalgic memorabilia create the perfect backdrop for family selfies that’ll make your Instagram followers green with envy.
Does your family have the courage to tackle our dystopian FEARground? Bozo will have you putting past creepy clowns, through ferris wheels, and over carousels of fear. Little ones (and big ones too!) will be equal parts thrilled and spooked as they navigate our twisted hall of mirrors. It’s circus-themed mayhem that’ll have everyone giggling nervously as they try to keep their cool.
We know what you’re thinking – family activities often mean no fun for the parents. Not at Junkyard Golf Club! While the little ones are focused on nailing that perfect putt, grown-ups can enjoy our selection of epic cocktails, mocktails, pints and more.
Parents can sip on creative concoctions while supervising the family putting competition. And don’t worry if you’re the designated driver – we’ve got plenty of non-alcoholic options that are just as good. The whole family can enjoy our vibrant atmosphere, pumping tunes, and the satisfaction of watching Dad completely miss that easy shot on the third hole.
Planning a successful family outing requires a bit of preparation, so here’s the lowdown on making your Junkyard experience smooth sailing:
Whether you’re bringing a small family unit or the entire extended clan, we’ve got options to make your visit epic:
Our family ticket makes it cheaper for a family of 4 to visit. Whether you’re 2 adults and 2 children or 3 children and 1 adult, it’s just £25 (off-peak) or £30 (peak) for 9-holes for the whole family, saving you up to £13.
Unlimited Golf
If the kids can’t agree on which course to play, avoid arguments and save money at the same time by going for our Unlimited Golf option. With this ticket, one person can play every course as many times as they want, for just £12.50 (or add 2 cocktails, mocktails or a selection of other drinks onto your ticket for just £18 for everything), Sunday-Weds.
Children’s Party Packages
Looking for an unforgettable kid’s birthday celebration? Our group bookings packages are suitable for kids, just ask the team about soft drinks package options. These wrap up golf, drinks, food and merch into a package priced per person, to make it easy to organise the fun. Speak to the team and we’ll help you create a birthday that doesn’t just tick the box but smashes it to pieces with a neon golf club.
Junkyard Golf makes an amazing centrepiece for your family day out in Manchester, but why stop there? Here’s how to create the ultimate family itinerary:
Start your day with fuel for your putting. Manchester’s Northern Quarter has loads of family-friendly breakfast spots just a stone’s throw from us. Or grab a hearty lunch at Bunny Jackson’s within putting distance from us, before heading our way. You’ll need the energy to tackle our courses, but if kids get peckish while at Junkyard, there’s snacks on our menu to keep them going like nachos and pizza twists.
Once you’ve crowned your family golf champion, continue the fun with these nearby options:
Manchester has its fair share of family activities, but none quite like Junkyard Golf Club. Traditional minigolf courses might offer a gentle putt around some windmills and waterfalls, but we’ve levelled up to the max!
Our courses aren’t just about getting the ball in the hole – they’re immersive experiences that transport your family to bizarre and wonderful worlds. Where else can your kids putt through a dystopian circus, navigate toxic waste, or slide off a car roof all in one afternoon?
The multi-generational appeal sets us apart too. While many family activities subtly torture parents with mind-numbing simplicity, we’ve created an experience that genuinely entertains everyone from age 6 to 106.
Forget boring, predictable family days out. Junkyard Golf Club is where Manchester families come to get competitive, have a laugh, and create those “remember when” moments that’ll be retold at family gatherings for years to come.
Whether you’re entertaining energetic kids during school holidays, planning a special birthday celebration, or just wanting to shake up your usual family routine, our crazy golf courses deliver big time on the fun factor.
Book your family’s tee time now on our website, grab your clan, and prepare for the most memorable family activity Manchester has to offer. Just remember – our courses might be crazy, but the family memories you’ll make are seriously special.
The craziest golf, epic drinks and a whole load of weird junk – come get weird with us!
