Crazy Golf, Mad Cocktails & Bad Puns!
We’re re-opening on the 10th August to fulfill all ya’ll neon, crazy golf & cocktail needs. Step into the weird & mad shizzle world of Junkyard Golf Club and prepare to putt up or shut up! Choose between four 9-hole crazy golf courses made from reclaimed shizzle and random junk, our courses are nothing like anything you’ve ever seen before.
Please note Junkyard Golf Club’s venue contains flashing lights, UV lights and loud music.
Welcome to Dirk’s Acid House of Horrors… an all-nighter rave straight outta the 90s.
Jungle is massive! Take an excursion into polluted tropical madness.
Wind your way through towers of tyres, written-off cars and auto-junk in our scrapyard challenge
Dark fairgrounds, circus freaks and twisted clowns. Winner takes it all in our homage to all things carnival!
Don’t wait to book your
spot at London’s home
of crazy golf!